Sunday, January 10, 2010

The Legend of Zelda

So yeah, trying to meet a girl, going out and trying to meet a girl is like, when in LEGEND OF ZELDA, you had to, to get the raft or something, you had to burn down a bush with the candle. And you didn’t know which bush. There are thousands of bushes in the game. So you just went around with your candle through each screen burning each individual bush. That’s what going out is like, only without the certainty that there even IS a raft, or a ladder, or whateverthefuck it was. Like looking for the raft without the correct issue of Nintendo Power. That’s why LEGEND OF ZELDA sucked.


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