Friday, June 02, 2006

fuck you and other delights, by suck my dick and the tijuana brass

my nuts hurt again. i'm going to see a specialist next week.

it's like having a headache, only with my nuts. i would rather have the headache, since i have one head and two nuts.

but it is not ours to choose whether nuts ache. in these times, one's nuts must answer the call of their own strange spirits.

but you knew that.

5 Comments:

Blogger Julie said...

No,I didnt know that. Nuts have forever been a mystery to me during my entire adolescence I assumed there were two. But upon further examination, it just looks like one big sack. I also didnt know that nuts had spirits, but what do I know? I just have a little hole.

I'm sorry for your pain, really, but I have to say that it's refreshing to hear a man complain about his balls.

7:23 PM  
Blogger Julie said...

I just wanted to add another comment to emphasize that I sincerely am sorry about your balls. That last bit didnt come out right. You know what I mean, dont you?

7:25 PM  
Blogger iris of the dead said...

your nuts. your arias.

8:11 AM  
Blogger iris of the dead said...

I love the tijuana brass. where are you now? I showed my friend your blog and he thinks it's the world he quotes it all the time and it's funny because he's this sort of hoity toity intellectual writer. He thinks you've nailed it down. Me too. When will you come to this coast btw?

12:58 AM  
Blogger Emilio Razorquist said...

The Vulkoqq is mighty and delicious, delicious and nutritious, nutritious and super-howdy like a dungeon dragon. I was late for my funeral and dressed in your mother's favorite necklace. It rained for an hour, then everyone went out for slurpees.

5:44 PM  

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