Wednesday, May 03, 2006

the girl i got it from

was... she was... she was hot. at fucking least. can you imagine getting an std from an ugly chick? can you fucking imagine? it’s like when you puke up a bad meal and have to taste it every time you burp. no, she was hot, and she knew how to fuck. she had a tattoo on her lower back, and one on her hip, exactly the kind of porn star motifs— i forget if they were butterflies or tribal or whatever but something generic. and she could fuck. man, could she fuck. one of these small girls who gets on top of you and just swivels around and bobs her hips fifteen different ways and screams her fool head off. she would curse, too, which i think is stupid— ”shit, yeah—“ which is an affectation from watching porn. and “fuck me!” which is like— i’m one step ahead of you, honey. but she made me look good to the neighbors.

but what can you say? she gave me fucking VD. it might be some viral thing. i may never be able to fuck anybody again. maybe it’s herpes.


Blogger Julie said...

I'm laughing out loud at "I'm one step ahead of you honey."

Some people just cant get away with cursing and I'm one of them. I have to say things like "What the frick?"

6:47 PM  

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