Thursday, May 04, 2006

enough about my penis

no! never enough about my penis! i still have non-gonoccocal urethritis. the a-bomb antibiotic pill didn’t cure it, either.

i hate having non-gonoccocal urethritis. like my alma mater, carnegie-mellon university, it has a long, stupid name and is really obscure, so you always have to repeat the long, stupid name when people ask. having HPV would, by that token, be like having gone to haverford college. when you said it , people would always mistake it for “harvard.” which would be HIV.

so yeah, now i took the same broad-spectrum antibiotic today except this time i’m not supposed to drink or beat off for seven days. this will be the first seven-day break from choking it in approximately fifteen years. i am going to stop on the way home and buy a used xbox and grand theft auto: san andreas.

2 Comments:

Blogger Julie said...

Its been 7 days since this post. I can guess what you're doing now; am I right?

6:49 PM  
Blogger vulkoqq said...

actually, i broke on saturday. and again on tuesday. and furthermore i drank every day, often heavily. and then i sat there, suppurating and drunk, and played grand theft auto.

it was fantastic.

9:07 PM  

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