Wednesday, April 05, 2006

massive grapelike clusters

my balls hurt. my dick hurts. there’s something wrong with my urethra. i think i got vd from that chick. i know she had human papilloma virus from her whole cervical cancer scare and now i’m convinced i got something from her. i used a condom, but i also tried to sneak it in unprotected. i knew this girl had had fucking cervical warts and i tried to raw dog her anyway. and i was sober.

yes, dude. nice fucking move.

last night my urethra already hurt when we started hooking up, so maybe i fucked it up beating off. i hope that’s what happened.

now there’s liquid coming out of it. probably just a drop of piss but i’m paranoid. actually, it feels more like pre-cum and my prostate is all swollen.

yes. yes yes yes.

whatever, let’s hope i can spread it to (name omitted) this thursday.

2 Comments:

Blogger Mr. Richard Lee said...

If the burning and discharge first start showing about a week after the fucking, then what you have, my good friend, is gonorrhea.

Take heart. Nothing a little penicillin couldn't cure. Of course, you have to go to a dick doctor and get tested. These days, I don't think they necessarily have to stick a q-tip swab into your dickhole, but that was the old method.

11:40 AM  
Blogger vulkoqq said...

yeah, it seems to have gone away. probably one of those mostly asymptomatic ones that either sterilizes you or blinds your future children.

note that what i regret most is not the disease itself, but rather not having gone full bareback with the girl if i was going to get the disease anyway.

8:11 PM  

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