Tuesday, April 18, 2006

in the shade of the hognuts

i used to always wear mismatching socks, because i was lazy. but i told people it was because in my class at boarding school there had been a kid who always wore wild, mismatching socks. i told them that he had died in a drunk driving accident, and the seniors from my dorm all got together and decided that as a tribute we would never again wear matching socks as long as we lived. job interview? mismatching socks. million dollars to model footwear? turn it down. no matching socks, ever. we would be buried in mismatching socks.

it was all bullshit, but girls loved it.


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