Thursday, April 20, 2006

the alabama hog sucker

is a river-dwelling fish from the american south. this is what happens when you try to post every day. some days you feel uninspired and end up padding it out with bullshit. here is a link to a large photo and description of the above-referenced hog sucker:

fucking hog sucker. great name, but it seems like the fish should be much bigger, and fatter. big enough to be a staple food so that someone could plausibly pull one out of the river and say "whoo-wee, that is one king-hell bull-moose alabama hog sucker! good eatin!" or it should suck hogs.


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