Tuesday, March 28, 2006


“ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall *it* be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.” matthew 5:13

wherewith shall it be salted? fucking— super salt! celery salt!

hot sauce! i don’t know.

i remember one time i was at my parent’s friends’ house; we were all sleeping over there. this was when i was like six. i was on the couch. they had a new kitten, and when i woke up the kitten was licking my balls. no joke. i asked somebody— why is the kitten doing that? they speculated it was for the salt.

there’s a rustic polish saying: “a kiss without a beard is like an egg without salt.” but i think a kiss *with* a beard would be like performing analingus on an alpaca.


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