Tuesday, March 21, 2006

a kick in the nuts... of the mind

so-- this weekend... this weekend-- a buddy of mine set me up with a girl. she was very cute, very alluring, and he said she was a wild whore who was "down to fuck." exactly what i need right now.

i was hooking up with her, and she wouldn't let me get at her pussy. she said it was because she had had to have a chunk taken out of her cervix earlier in the week, to be biopsied for cervical cancer. the doctor said no sex.

what the hell do you say to that? i asked her if she wanted to talk about it. she didn't.

this is going to be every week, now. every week a new episode where i come very, very close to boning a powerfully hot girl and then something weird happens.


Blogger Mr. Richard Lee said...

Young women with a history of venereal disease are at a higher risk to develop cervical cancer than women who have a clean history.

6:19 AM  
Blogger vulkoqq said...

yeah. actually, i'm sure that what happened was she had an abnormal pap smear because of human papilloma virus and then subsequent tests/exams found growths. but i still tried to fuck her.

12:45 AM  

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