Thursday, March 23, 2006

the best artificial vagina ever

take an officially sanctioned NFLâ„¢ novelty oversize puffy laced slipper with the colors of your team of choice. loosen the laces and insert a Ziplocâ„¢ bag filed with 98.6 degree water. wrap the whole thing tightly in a trash bag, shaping the padded outer rim so it forms a vulvoid canal opening, and then lube it up and fuck it. not to be crude.

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