Tuesday, July 26, 2005

must love hogs

Those dove ads-- with the fat chicks standing around in their panties... the one all the way on the right, with the chin-length brown hair, kind of tan. She's got this cute round face that makes her look about fourteen years old, this cute little nubbin nose... oh god, do i want to fuck that pig... that sloppy fat whore... her fat looks all smooth and soft, not all cellulitey and grainy like real fat chicks. Like there's muscle underneath it. Man, I just want to come in that hot little underage sow and make her have my baby...

The rest of them are disgusting.

5 Comments:

Blogger cathy no said...

do u like tocarra, the full figured black top model contestant? she's really pretty.

1:44 AM  
Blogger vulkoqq said...

haven't seen her on the show, but I looked up some stills and... no. First of all, for a girl to pull off being a pig she has to be petite in all other respects. Absolutely NO tall fat chicks; it would be like fucking a dude. Plus she has kind of a weird synthetic-looking face with big man-cheekbones. An attractive fat chick should have a little-girl face with very small features.

3:18 AM  
Blogger vulkoqq said...

By the way, when I say "all the way on the right" I'm talking about on the billboards. I haven't seen any TV ads for this stuff.

9:28 PM  
Blogger Mr. Richard Lee said...

She doesn't look that fat to me. She's just really thick around the thighs and hips. Now, if she were Asian, she'd be a fat, sloppy whore. However, since she's white, she looks like your average white girl except slightly thinner and more attractive.

7:56 AM  
Blogger Julie said...

Stacy Nadeau? I think the one second to the left named Gina Crisanti is cuter. She looks like a beefy version of the girl from the show Providence. Bet she makes good ethnic foods.

6:11 AM  

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