Sunday, June 05, 2005

los angeles

1) Some sort of insect is propagating in my house-- they leave these long brown coccoons embedded deep in my carpet, invisible until you step on them and they ooze greasy white goo, leaving a broken-off intact half indignantly thrashing around. They hatch into a fleshy white grub, dozens of them; drawn by the smell of chicken bones from the trash can they congregate in big hordes in the kitchen... and since the floor is white I can't see them squirming until I walk over them with bare feet in the morning.

2) I always see Glenn Danzig in the grocery store. You'd think he'd be this huge beefcake statuesque god, like a living Frank Frazetta painting, but he's like 4'11" and he's always buying cat food. So it's this little lawn jockey of a man walking around with a basket full of Fancy Feast and Friskies' Seafood Fiesta.


Blogger Mr. Richard Lee said...

Who the fuck is Glenn Danzig?

12:01 AM  
Blogger vulkoqq said...

12:08 AM  
Blogger Mr. Richard Lee said...

That link is to a Satanic music site. What is wrong with you?

12:10 AM  

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