Sunday, June 26, 2005

busta

I saw Busta Rhymes in the gym. He was with a whole crew. They stopped the regular gym music and put on… a fucking Busta Rhymes record, the one where he says “If you really wanna party with me/ Put your hands where my eyes can see.” The entourage was rocking out to it, and Busta started repeating the lyrics to them, like: “it say: ‘put yo’ hands where my eyes can see!’” But speaking, not rapping. And they would laugh uproariously for some reason… fucking weird.

That’s how I want to travel someday- with a cadre of jewel-encrusted black men the size of tyrannosaurs, who laugh whenever I speak like it was the funniest fucking thing they ever heard.

4 Comments:

Blogger cathy no said...

omg tim, i thought you were just describing a dream you had.

5:57 PM  
Blogger vulkoqq said...

no, he really works out there. he's fucking huge. he & his suck-ups travel around in a black Escalade with DVD screens on every surface, and when they're driving away everyone's looking at the screens. they can't just look out the window, see, even for a second.

they were probably watching busta rhymes videos.

9:35 PM  
Blogger cathy no said...

i remember years ago typing the lyrics to a busta rhymes song once while ej sat on his bed & dictated.

5:58 PM  
Blogger cocopop said...

hey cathy-

you are really funny. crazy funny.

courtney

8:57 AM  

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