Monday, February 28, 2005

porn

This porn sucks because the director is

A) obsessed with orgies and DP shots, so when you're trying to concentrate on one hot chick getting fucked he'll either pan over to nasty chick getting reamed with a bunched-up condom dick or another guy will suddenly pop it in her ass and you'll be watching two jiggling scrota or

B) he'll have one good straight sex scene but will insist on "cinematically" intercutting with another, unrelated scene to show off how good his editing skills are, which is essentially the same problem-- you're trying to watch the hot chick but you suddenly get the nasty snaggletooth beef drapes one sprung on ya.

And some of this anal sex is just too much- when I see a chick take it in the ass, I want it to look like it hurts, not like she's used to taking a whole arm and this ten inch cock is nothing. There's something really unsavory about a chick who can take it in the ass with relish.

This is what I do on Sundays. I type in my journal and watch the progress bars on my porn downloads. Guys needing to beat off and watch porn is equivalent to chicks with their menstruation, bloody tampons, etc.-- something the one side sees as just a fact of life and the other finds disgusting.

Right now I'm working through the catalogue of Video Marc Dorcel-- they're quite good. You should check them out.

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